After for so long, I finally had given permission to voice out. I can’t no longer hold back and I decided to do it now.
She is what everyone needed.
She has the color of brown Padi which make her so sexy.
Her body blings as it has diamond on it.
She is always with the guys every night wherever, whenever they need her.
She will not disappoint whoever needs her.
She is so tasty no matter how u does it. You just can’t resist after trying.
She is so smooth that everyone tasted her will come back for more.
She is not shy toward people who really enjoyed her.
She will do whatever the guys want.
She brings joy to people who tasted her.
She is just so tasteful. Unforgettable memory.
She is… (more…)
Euro 2008 started 2 weeks ago and alot of people stay up late just to watch the match including my friends. So do I.
One day, my friends and I went to mamak to watch the match. During the half time, one of the advertisement caught my attention. I waited and waited till the advertisement play again on the screen. Hah, what I think is really what I see. If you haven’t see any yet. Here, I show you.
Is an ad for Euro 2008 by Coke. So, do you see what I see? 8 seconds… It appear 8 seconds. I bet IT haven’t see that ad yet….
Everytime when I got back from college, outing, sport or whatever… I always see jam. Traffic is like part of my life and I see it everywhere I go. Traffic jam also show how semangat the driver just want to get home, sit at his comfy couch, dinner waiting for them.
Every cars rush in the only entrance of their house area, so do area of my house.
Wait a minute…………. I thought my area got 3 entrance? So, why all rushing towards one entrance?
Ah… I see… everyone is not rushing home but rushing to pump petrol!!! HAHA!
FYI, Petrol increased by RM 0.78, and diesel by RM 1.00.
Which make Ron97 cost RM 2.70/L, Ron92 RM 2.66/L, and Diesel RM 2.58/L.
Expenses on petrol of my car sure go higher in future… Maybe gonna ride bike to college ady….
Anyway, take a look at this.
But why this happen? why everyone going to Petronas and not Shell? Farny it is?
When you see E-Wat? What come in your mind? Eat what, right? But I found a new meaning that. Let’s have a look!
Translation for the chinese sentence is Delicious smooth wolf herring fish ball (???????).
???=Smooth Wolf Herring or Whitefin Wolf Herring. Still don’t know what fish it is. Click here for english, here for chinese.
So…. Now you learn something new? E-wat is equal to Fish Ball. Next time, when you went to buy fishball or fish ball noodle, you can use it. *Aunty, E-wat mee tabao*
Once upon a time in Singapore, there lived a happy couple, Mr & Mrs Ng with their 3 lovely triplet daughters; Elaine, Ena & Ella.
The 3 daughters were brought up in a prim-and-proper fashion and when they reached 20, their parents thought it was time to get them married.
So, the parents found them the most suitable ” leng chais” ( handsome guys ).
They got married and were preparing to set-off on their honeymoon.
As “concerned” (more like “kay-poh”) parents, Mr & Mrs Ng were curious about their daughters’ first-night experience. So, before the daughters went on their respective honeymoons, Mrs Ng told them……” Your father and I want to know about your 1st night encounters and whether you were satisfied.
Write a letter to us, but so as not to raise your husbands’ curiosity…you all must use a code-name to describe your experiences”.
So, the excited daughters were off.
A week passed. Mr & Mrs Ng got the first letter. It was from Elaine.
They opened the letter and found the word “STANDARD CHARTERED”. They immediately took the newspaper and looked for the Standard Chartered advertisement. “Ah! here it is!”, exclaimed Mr. Ng. The motto for Standard Chartered was…. “BIG, STRONG & FRIENDLY” Mr & Mrs. Ng were happy.
A week later, they got another letter. This time it was from Ena. The content was simple. “NESCAFE”. So, again they took the neswpaper and looked for the Nescafe ad. “Ah! here it is. “NESCAFE: PLEASURE TILL THE LAST DROP”. Again, Mr & Mrs Ng beamed with joy.
Another week passed. A month passed. And another. There was still no letter from Ella. The Ngs became worried. Finally, the letter came. It was scribbled and could hardly be read, but Mrs. Ng managed to figure it out. The code-name was “SINGAPORE AIRLINES”.
Why Singapore Airlines? Mr.Ng rushed to the nearest store and got a newspaper. He flipped the pages frantically. “Ah! Here it is!” Mrs.Ng grabbed the page and read aloud.
Before she could finish …THUMP!!!…she fell off her chair. The motto was… “7 TIMES A WEEK. 4 TO 6 TIMES A DAY. NON-STOP…”
Here is a interesting picture… Click on the picture to have a larger view… If still can’t see clearly, download it and you magnifier to see…. You will find somwthing interesting in it…
This game started I-also-dunno-how-long ago when everyone msn me asking what does my display name mean since I used korean word as my display name for msn messenger. At that moment, I realise most of the translation program found could not reverse translate the word back to english. So I told everyone to guess the meaning of the Korean word, whoever can guess it right and I will treat them a meal worth more than RM50 at any place on their demand.
I know not many of you guys know bout this game as I didnot announce it officially, just whoever ask about it and I tell them about this game. But, some of them who know about this game also do not believe this true so no one seem excited with.
But, today, Friday 10th November 2007, a winner had come to claim the reward. Hahaha… No chance for you guys ady. I have checked with googletranslation and I believe you guys can use googletranslation to find out the actual english word for that korean word.
Here’s the korean word, 수í¼ë§¨.
If you guys are lazy to do the translate thingy, why not click on the ‘Continue Reading’. I will announce the answer and the winner. (more…)
It’s the one year once where you can see moon during daytime and have the scenery of London. Specially brought to you from Indonesia. So, enjoy the short period of this happening while listening to this song. A song specially created for this happening.
Download it and save it in your laptop/handphone in case there are no internet service at the place you going to celebrate.
P.S: Drink more water if you have to celebrate this happening with different group of friends. This weather will dry you up very quickly. Stay healthy although this is a nice period to “enjoy” and go wild. So, drink more water. Haha… *so funny*
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